The next morning, we all split up with different guides – so we don’t really know how the others are doing until we connect back later in the afternoon. “Tough conditions out there today,” David says, cleaning his somewhat useless polarized sunglasses as we meet up. I fully agree, but can’t help laughing a little bit, and get to share the news by asking, “You hear JT’s one fish away from the Golden Grand Slam?” “Son of a …” he says, frustrated. “What’s he missing?”
“Listen up, chaps, the almost-impossible and highly coveted achievement of catching GT, permit, triggerfish, bonefish, and milkfish in a single day is known here as the Golden Grand Slam,” Keith explained when we first arrived on Cosmoledo. Right now, JT’s only missing a milkfish.
By the time we’re gathering around at the end of the day, JT’s still only got four out of five – the milkfish just not cooperating. David’s giving him a little shit - no Golden Slam, not today, pal. This is our first “fines meeting” – when we regroup at dinner on the day’s highlights, sharing stories and getting “fined” for any screw-ups. On Cosmo a fine looks like a shot of tequila, and there’s no negotiating with Keith on this. More often than not he’ll take one with you. There’s a lot of ceremony around celebrating what we caught. Head guide Cameron Musgrave would award these little wooden buttons to represent different fish you caught, along with a ring of the bell, and, of course, a shot of tequila. We’ve all had a great second day of fishing on Cosmoledo which amounts to lots of wooden buttons, and lots of tequila.